lifewasted:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

(via thetowndrugdealer)

9:00 pm  •  18 February 2013  •  105,225 notes

coleytangerina:

Pissing myself.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via thetowndrugdealer)

7:35 pm  •  18 February 2013  •  106,295 notes

tyleroakley:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

IT APPEARS MY BODY WAS ACTUALLY NOT READY FOR HOW THIS ALL UNFOLDED.

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo)

5:00 am  •  8 January 2013  •  129,141 notes

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2:11 am  •  27 December 2012  •  24,172 notes

thegirlanachronism93:

thatdeliveryguy:

Girls who participate in No Shave November will also participate in No D December

yo dude you dropped this

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12:49 am  •  2 November 2012  •  12,443 notes

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3:42 am  •  30 October 2012  •  303,353 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pleatedjeans:

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

(Source: togifs, via 32andgrandma)

1:16 am  •  30 October 2012  •  15,392 notes

jawgeyang:

lol nope we all gonna burn

(Source: humortrain, via tupacabra)

1:06 am  •  30 October 2012  •  74,846 notes

theblackship:

worldfamousprofessor:

thelandofwtf:

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. 

this is exactly the moment when i would have killed myself

(Source: thelandofwtf, via 87daysbefore)

8:00 am  •  29 October 2012  •  136,336 notes

oreoprince:

kinetic-kyote:

morgandoodles:

Sometimes Pokemon… just…. sometimes

I HAVCE BEEN LAUIGUHINR ATY TGHIS FOT LIKE 45843-T84JF3TBH4UT YRAS

(Source: morganrambles, via liamdryden)

7:40 pm  •  27 October 2012  •  35,027 notes